sunshine recorder

в понеделник реших, че моментът е перфектен [предвид хубавия факт, че разполагах с достатъчно свободно време] и се занесох към арена-младост, за да изгледам новия King Kong at last, преднамерено - сам. новия защото това е третият kk, който гледам - оригинала от 1933, един римейк който беше някъде от средата на 80-те мисля и настоящото 3d съвременно чудо. ами хареса ми - точно толкова, колкото ми бяха харесали и предишните два [явно трябва човек да харесва самата приказка и образите в нея, знам ли], дори повече. за което съм почти сигурен, че заслугата се пада изцяло на визията.. е, и на PJ, че се е сетил какво да я прави, де.. в такива моменти на човек може да му стане особено готино, че е 2005-та и в киното се ползват технологии, с които можеш да направиш буквално всичко. иначе казано - голям е. Конг това, филма на първо място е дълъг. някои моменти наистина нямаше нужда да се така развлечени, както бях чел мнения че са, но пък щом съм навит да го гледам поне още веднъж, явно положението не е толкова тежко. плюс това, той и Титаник можеше да е по-къс, ама не беше. добре, че него не го харесвам. та, Конг е ГОЛЯМ. по-добре едва ли могат да го направят. а дори и да могат - аз нямам нужда, защото вече съм го видял достатъчно истински. в тоя ред на мисли, ако в следващия филм на Питър Джексън за пореден път най-много харесам като актьор 3d-ренднатия персонаж, сериозно ще се замисля, че нещо е много мътно в цялата работа и проблема по-скоро е в ПиДжей, отколкото в мене. p.s.: ‘Мюнхен’ знам, че ще ми хареса. а ‘Jarhead’ съм сигурен, че ще ми хареса много!

Can’t stop addicted to the shin dig Cop top he says I’m gonna win big Choose not a life of imitation Distant cousin to the reservation Defunkt the pistol that you pay for This punk the feeling that you stay for In time I want to be your best friend Eastside love is living on the westend Knock out but boy you better come to Don’t die you know the truth is some do Go write your message on the pavement Burnin’ so bright I wonder what the wave meant White heat is screaming in the jungle Complete the motion if you stumble Go ask the dust for any answers Come back strong with 50 belly dancers Chorus: The world I love The tears I drop To be part of The wave can’t stop Ever wonder if it’s all for you The world I love The trains I hop To be part of The wave can’t stop Come and tell me when it’s time to Sweetheart is bleeding in the snowcone So smart she’s leading me to ozone Music the great communicator Use two sticks to make it in the nature I’ll get you into penetration The gender of a generation The birth of every other nation Worth your weight the gold of meditation This chapter’s going to be a close one Smoke rings I know your going to blow one All on a spaceship persevering Use my hands for everything but steering Can’t stop the spirits when they need you Mop tops are happy when they feed you J. Butterfly is in the treetop Birds that blow the meaning into bebop (Repeat Chorus) Wait a minute I’m passing out Win or lose just like you Far more shocking Than anything i ever knew How about you 10 more reasons Why i need somebody new just like you Far more shocking than anything I ever knew Right on cue Can’t stop addicted to the shin dig Cop top he says I’m gonna win big Choose not a life of imitation Distant cousin to the reservation Defunkt the pistol that you pay for This punk the feeling that you stay for In time I want to be your best friend Eastside love is living on the westend Knock out but boy you better come to Don’t die you know the truth is some do Go write your message on the pavement Burnin’ so bright I wonder what the wave meant Kick start the golden generator Sweet talk but don’t intimidate her Can’t stop the gods from engineering Feel no need for any interfering Your image in the dictionary This life is more than ordinary Can I get 2 maybe even 3 of these Come from space To teach you of the pliedes Can’t stop the spirits when they need you This life is more than just a read thru !

вдъхновен от January реших и аз да си направя south park герой ето го и резултата:

Одеве Бойко ми разправяше как миналата седмица си купил една кутия Sportex (доколкото си спомням), на които пишело Ladies’ Choice. Като ги отворил, видял че вътре има един ultra thin, един оребрен и един.. черен. След което мъдро заключи, че това е защото"All women like black cock"..

Японска делегация отива на посещение в български завод, построен с японски средства. Японците, естествено, са придружени от преводач, тъй като не разбират български. Те решават да се поразходят из производствените цехове. Забелязват един работник, който майстори на струга някакъв детайл. По едно време спира, плюе на пода и казва нещо. Делегацията веднага иска да й бъде преведено какво е казал работникът. Преводачът (японец): "Странно. Той желае да спи с майката на детайла". Делегацията се чуди. По едно време до работинка се появява главният инженер и се завързва диалог. Следват жестове, ръкомахания, диалогът се води на висок глас и накрая главният инженер си тръгва много ядосан, като плюе на пода, а работникът изхвърля детайла и започва да майстори друг детайл. Шашната, делегацията настоява да им бъде преведен целият диалог. Преводачът: "Още по-странно. Първо, главният инженер дойде и попита защо не е готов детайлът, като изяви желание да прави секс с майката на работника, защото детайлът не бил изготвен в срок. Работникът обясни, че неустановено как, детайлът бил успял да направи секс с майка си, и допълни, че изобщо не му пука, и онзи да не му казва какво да прави, защото в противен случай би правил секс и с майка му, и с майката на директора на завода, И С МАЙКАТА НА САМИЯ ЗАВОД, и с майките на всички работници в завода, с майката на струга, както и с майката на самия детайл!!!"

10x, sasoh

в 50% от случаите, double or nothing означава nothing.

тогава си пускам това и се старая да внимавам на частта с lose is more than hesitate.

понякога и това се вписва добре.

а сега за десерт ще си пусна Floyd. няма друго такова парче! нито друг такъв текст. 0_0 =[

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Най-доброто Parkour филмче, което ми е попадало до момента е качено тук. Кофи с респект за тия типове, вижте го задължително! [~14mb]

CHEATING

Though we have a reputation as flagrant plunderers of all the free and expensive tits that come with being a rock star, the truth is that we are all completely faithful to our girlfriends. I can honestly say that I have never cheated on my girlfriend. And that’s because I play by the rules, which are listed below for your use and edification.

1 You can squeeze fake tits because they’re not actually real, so you’re not cheating.
2 If you don’t remember their name it doesn’t count.
3 If you don’t call them afterward it doesn’t count.
4 Blow jobs don’t count - they’re like handshakes and autographs.
5 If you cuddle, you’re cheating.
6 If you are in a time zone that is ahead of the time zone your girlfriend is in, use the following equation to determine whether or not you’ve cheated: Let X be the time difference between the two countries and let Y be the number of hours that have elapsed since you slept with another woman. If you talk to your girlfriend and YX, you cheated.
7 If you are in Europe, Canada, South America or Japan, your marriage license is not valid. So you can sleep with anyone you want.
8 If you fuck someone the night before seeing your girlfriend, it’s okay because it’s just practice to make sure you don’t prematurely ejaculate with your girlfriend.
9 If it was part of public performance, it doesn’t count.
10 If you’re doing it to help your career, it doesn’t count. But if she thinks you can help her career, then you’re cheating.
11 If you remember the name of a girl that someone else had a one-night stand with, then you cheated because you thought about it more than the personwho got laid did. If you don’t have a girlfriend, this just makes you desperate and counts as one cheat against your future girlfriend.
12 If it’s someone’s birthday, it doesn’t count (especially if it’s your own).
13 If the girl has a tattoo with your name on it, then it’s just common courtesy to have sex with her.
14 If you have anal sex with someone else it doesn’t count because it’s not coitus (unless you’re dating Morrissey).
15 If she has the same name as your girlfriend, it’s not cheating - or if the first letter of her name is the same. If neither of these apply, spritz her with your girlfriend’s favorite scent before having sex and you’re all right.
16 If you tell them you respect them in the morning and mean it, you’re gay.

Rules I’ve broken: None.

HOMOSEXUALITY

My philosophy about sexuality is that I don’t have a problem with anything anyone does in any way. All I ask is that you know the rules. I’ve sucked the dicks of several men, which a lot of straight guys won’t admit to having done or wanting to do. But just like kissing a girl can’t get her pregnant, sucking a guy’s dick doesn’t make you gay (unless you break rule #3). It’s not that I’m against being gay - I just want to clarify what makes you gay. Please note that this list only pertains to guys: All women are by nature lesbians. So let’s get things straight (no pun intended) - if you meet any of the qualifications below, you are gay.

1 If you get someone else’s sperm on you.
2 If you’ve ever owned a Smiths album.
3 If you get hard while sucking another guy’s dick. If you don’t, you’re straight - unless he gets sperm on you.
4 If Michael Stipe is in the room with you and you’re having sex with a woman, you’re bisexual.
5 If you’re at a gay bar, you’re not gay. But if you’re at a straight bar and you talk to another guy longer than you talk to a girl, you’re gay.
6 If you tap your feet to a Smiths song.
7 If you discuss art for more than 45 minutes.
8 If you’ve ever worn a beret.
9 If you kiss a guy and he has a hard-on, you’re not gay unless you have a hard-on too.
10 If you have any kind of sex - with a male or a female - to the Smiths, you’re gay.
11 If your only purpose in life is to get girls pregnant so they can have more girls to have lesbian sex together.
12 If you jack off and you get cum on yourself.
13 If you get a boner watching Gilligan’s Island.
14 If you don’t get a boner watching Bewitched.
15 If there’s Smiths song on in a bar and you’re in the bathroom with your dick in your hand.
16 If your name is Richard and you go by Dick.
17 If you’re friends with anyone named Dick.
18 If you don’t cheat on your wife, you’re only using her as a prop to make people think you’re not gay.
19 If you’re friends with a model.
20 If you fuck a girl who likes the Smiths.
21 If you don’t eat meat because the Smiths album Meat Is Murder had an impact on your life.
22 If you do anything spiritual.
23 If you fuck a pregnant woman and she’s carrying a boy, you’re gay. If you get sperm on the amniotic sac, the baby will grow up to be gay too.
24 If you’ve ever had a haircut like Morrissey.
25 If you’ve ever had a haircut while a Morrissey or Smiths album was playing in the room.
26 If you’ve ever talked about or owned a crystal - especially if it’s crystal meth.
27 If you’ve ever put Band-Aids on you nipples as a fashion statement.
28 If you’ve ever spent more than a week on South Beach.
29 If you’re not thinking about tits right now.
30 If you still liked Judas Priest after you heard the rumor that Rob Halford was gay.
31 If you get a hard-on while taking a shit.
32 If you know what sperm tastes like (especially if it’s your own).
33 If you kiss a girl with tongue after she’s swallowed your cum.
34 If you get hard while reading this.
35 If you know the names of anyone who’s ever been in the Smiths besides Morrissey and Johnny Marr.
36 If you’re a male model.
37 If you get choked up listening to”Boys Don’t Cry” by the Cure.
38 If you’re a clothing designer.
39 If your first, last, middle or only name is Morrissey.

Rules I’ve Broken: 1, 2, 12 (this probably makes us all gay), 20 (most likely unintentionally), 26, 30, 33, 38 (I design my own clothes).