sunshine recorder

получено по kю-то

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs, long legs who owns a liquor store and a Ferrari.
I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 at 8:50 pm and is filed under fun shid. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

получено по kю-то

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs, long legs who owns a liquor store and a Ferrari.
I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 at 8:50 pm and is filed under fun shid. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.