A Gamers’ Manifesto

cупер приятно четиво, а и много верни неща за игрите и индустрията като цяло са написали emoticon плюс това е фрашкано с добри лафове :lol:

няколко цитата:

There is not one single reason in the known universe for even one more game where the save point is ten motherfucking minutes away from the boss, forcing me to fight my way down the same hallway each of the 62 attempts it takes me to beat the guy (I’m looking at you, Metroid Prime).

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Instant-Failure Stealth Levels. Ack. This brings back horrible memories of a Goldeneye level where if you tripped an alarm, an infinite number of bad guys poured forth. We knew a man who failed that level 37 times, then got the Infinite Health cheat for it and came back. He intentionally tripped the alarm, the guards rushed out. Laughing maniacally, he proceeded to shoot those fuckers for four hours, killing 1,183 of them - 682 with groin shots - before his thumbs cramped up. Your game should not create this kind of bitterness.

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"Marine, we need you to head to the depths of the compound to rescue a scientist that is being held hostage by Satan and his manyfold minions. Here’s your pistol and eight rounds of ammunition. Good luck."

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целия текст - тук.

edit: ахахахахх, най-после разбрах защо на няколко пъти всичкия текст минаваше на italic, след като съм го ползвал в последния пост. emoticon

edit 2: и още нещо, доста свързано с геймърския манифест - Crate Review System emoticon

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A Gamers’ Manifesto

cупер приятно четиво, а и много верни неща за игрите и индустрията като цяло са написали emoticon плюс това е фрашкано с добри лафове :lol:

няколко цитата:

There is not one single reason in the known universe for even one more game where the save point is ten motherfucking minutes away from the boss, forcing me to fight my way down the same hallway each of the 62 attempts it takes me to beat the guy (I’m looking at you, Metroid Prime).

***

Instant-Failure Stealth Levels. Ack. This brings back horrible memories of a Goldeneye level where if you tripped an alarm, an infinite number of bad guys poured forth. We knew a man who failed that level 37 times, then got the Infinite Health cheat for it and came back. He intentionally tripped the alarm, the guards rushed out. Laughing maniacally, he proceeded to shoot those fuckers for four hours, killing 1,183 of them - 682 with groin shots - before his thumbs cramped up. Your game should not create this kind of bitterness.

***

"Marine, we need you to head to the depths of the compound to rescue a scientist that is being held hostage by Satan and his manyfold minions. Here’s your pistol and eight rounds of ammunition. Good luck."

emoticon emoticon emoticon

целия текст - тук.

edit: ахахахахх, най-после разбрах защо на няколко пъти всичкия текст минаваше на italic, след като съм го ползвал в последния пост. emoticon

edit 2: и още нещо, доста свързано с геймърския манифест - Crate Review System emoticon

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